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| man i am bored out of my mind. its to early to go to bed, but to late
to start doing anything interesting. uuggghh i cant even get interested
in a book or a tv show or sleeping. Gosh i wish i was more fun and
interesting. Oh well see ya all later. have a good one everyone.
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| ok, so no one liked my last entry. or maybe they just didnt read it. oh
well. so N.B. means Note de Benne. which means to Note Well. Simpsons
was terrible last night. I think its about time to call it quits if you
ask me. It has lost its flare. Its not nearly as good as it was in its
hayday back about the eighth season. But dont fret. Family Guy is
coming back in a couple of weeks, and if you havent seen Arrested
Development you are just missing out great TV right there. Man i have
no life. well have a good one everyone.
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| I have a conspiracy theory. This is bigger than the aliens
inside our minds, or the little elves that make our clocks work. This could be
even bigger than JFK. So the Catholic Church has been having some problem of
late. You know priest having a little fun with Alter Boys and that sort of
thing. Well the image of the Catholic Church has been severely damaged by these
acts. So the cardinals of the church are trying to find a way to restore the
church’s image. Well they decide the best way to do this is to make the pope
sick for several months and then he would eventually pass on. The idea is that
people will rally around the pope and thus rally around the Catholic Church.
(That’s right I am suggesting that the pope was murdered!). It’s like the rally
around the flag effect. You can see such examples of this in the movie Wag
the Dog. My Question is; was the pope in on it. I mean he so could have
been. Think about it we didn’t see the pope for weeks, yes he did wave to the
crowd a couple of times, but other than that we did not see the man. Is it
possible that he was faking it in order for the church to become the powerful
icon it once was? He could have been completely healthy and that night taken
some drugs and said goodbye. Now is
this the way that it happened? I have no idea but there are some cardinals that
would know but they have been known to keep a pretty tight lid on things. So my
question to you is what really happened to Pope John Paul II?
N.B. This is not meant to be offensive an anyway. I
admire the pope and what he did for the world. I don’t actually believe
anything I just wrote above, except the aliens in our heads and the elves in
our watches, (but don’t take you watch apart looking for them because they will
just disappear). Again this is not meant
to be offensive but humourous.
bonus: if you can tell me what N.B. stands for
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| ok i have a really funny story. so i was invited to a Bible Study
tonight Now this bible study meets on campus at whatever room is
available. Now on this cold night in April they were meeting in Jesse
Wrench Aud. Now it would behove you to know that also on campus is a
Jesse Aud. Now i was asked to invite people to this bible study. so i
thought i would send a message on a site called facebook. to those of
you in college you know what i am talking about, if not its a
myspace.com type site where people can find out info about you and you
can stay in touch with people at other schools and meet people with
your common interest. Well i decided to send a message to everyone in
the Baptist Student Union about this event. except i told them Jesse
Aud. not Jesse Wrench. Well on this night there was also an event at
Jesse Aud. Not just any event a Drag Show/Gay Pride event. so i sent a
bunch of christians to see fags. man am i awesome or what. funny, yes,
true? sadly again, yes.
and now for my one liner of the week. for the record this is completely original
"i am expecting a call from the vatican any time now."
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| i thought this was kind of crazy. Going to school forever. How crazy is that.
http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=35174&ntpid=1
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